What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:48
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
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Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why is digital marketing important?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?